Prince Caspian Fontina

A Letter from Caspian Fontina

Dear potential minion,

First of all, thank you for considering dedicating your life (and your treat budget) to me. Let’s set some expectations: I enjoy solitude, gourmet snacks, and staring at you disapprovingly from across the cage.

If you’re looking for a cuddly lap rat, please keep scrolling. If, however, you want a sophisticated, mysterious companion who might eventually acknowledge your existence in exchange for snacks, I’m your guy.

I’m a firm believer in personal space. We can build trust — but on my schedule, not yours. Bring me treats, respect my alone time, and maybe, just maybe, we’ll become the power duo you’ve always dreamed of (minus the snuggles).

Ready to apply? Don’t let me stop you. Just be prepared to earn every single crumb of my attention.

Lovingly indifferent,
Caspian Fontina

Think you can handle the sass?
Caspian is looking for an experienced, patient home that appreciates his spicy spirit and respects his independent nature.